Marathi Jokes

sham chya aayi la tin(3)..mule aastaat...pahilya mulache nav...ek kilo.....tisrya che naav 3 kilo........mag doosrya mulache nav...kaay?????????? .......... .......... sham 

ekdaa ek chimanee akashatna udtaana anda ghalatae. tae anda padat kaa nahee ? karan teenae chadee ghatlelee asatae. 

ekda mungi hattila pahun vatet ka aadavi padate? speed breaker mhanun.

ek hatti sui chya bhoka tun ye ja karat asto, tar tyla kase thambvyache? Uttar: tychya sheptila ghaat maroon.

Ekada ek hatti ani mungi pakda-pakdi khelat asatat. Mungi devlat javun lapte. Tar mag hattila kasa kalte ti devlat geli ahe? Tichaya chappla devlachya baher asatat 

Ekda Ek Manus Mulabarobar Devlat Gela Manus mhanala Deva Mala Pav Tar Mulga Mhanto Deva Mala Batar 

ek mungi ani hatti scooter var jaat asatat. tyncha accident hoto. Hatti la mar lagto, mungi la kahi hot nahi ka???? uttar: karan mungi ne helmet ghatlele aste..:)) 

I dialed a number.. tring tring.. other side : hello me : is it 4 1 4 2 5 6 other side : wrong number.. me : then please tell me the right number.. other side : (goes mad).. 

eak hatti aasato to nadivar aanghol karala jato tya sobat don mitra aasatat tee tighe jivaha aanghol karun baher eatat tevwa dhonghacha chaddi pivalya aasatat va eakache lal aasate sanga ka? .................................................. karan don var eak free aasate.................. 

Ek raja hukum sodato"kon ahe re tikade?"sevakakadun uttar milate"me maharaj"raja mhanto"tu maharaj tar mi kon?" dusarya veli raja parat vicharto "kon ahe re tikade?"sevak ya veli mhanto "hukum maharaj"raja mhanto"badam.

Ikda don Mungya ikmekanmage turu turu challeya astat..ik mungi achanak thnbete ka? Uttar: Karan thichya payala mungya aalelya astat 


ekda army til javanancha check up challele aste. doctor eka javanala mhanto theek ata tuzi path dakhav sainik mhanto ti tar mi yuddha chalu astana dakhavnar ahe 

EK SARDARJI DUSARYA SARDARJILA VICHARATO , VIMAN JAR PANYAMADHE CHALALA TER KAY HOHIL., DUSARA MHANATO JASTA KAY NAY HONAR, BOTI HAVET CHALTIL 

ekda khote bolnyachi spardha aasate. tar ek mulaga yeto aani mhanato ki "Damini" malika sampali. Lagech tyala 1st prize milate.


Ekada lata aani geeta bhelpurichya dukanat jatat. Bahiya vicharato tumhala kay pahije. lata mhanate mala chat aani tila ragada. 

eka sardarjicha ghoda chor palavtat.To mhanto bare jhale tyawar me basalo navhato!

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